MLK-I have a Dream speech translated into LOLcat

My friend Stacy posted today that she wanted someone to translate Martin Luther King's I Have A Dream speech into LOLcat.

So I did.

:D

Note: Martin Luther King is one of my heroes. This is meant for humor and as a homage to one of the greatest men of the twentieth century. Thank you for making my country a better place, Reverend King.

Meow Luther Kitty- I haz dream

I iz happeh to cuddlz u todeh in waz gun be da bestest day for cheezburgrs in the histeree of ar littrbx.

Vry lng ago, a grt persun who lvd cuddlz and gvng kitteh treats rote a papr. Ths big papr set the slaves fre so they cud give kittehs mor lovins. Now they cud run thru the medows and ctch all the mices.

But now theyz still can’t chz all the mices. They haz to chz only mices in der own islandz of mices. They no haz all da chzburgrs. We cuddlz here today to claw wht peoplz legz so dey letz us chz mices wherevrz.

We comz to the capetlz to make them clnz ar littrbxs. Da first peoplz promizd al kittehs they wud haz cln litterbxs. Al kittehs, tabeez and caluhcoez and evn siemeze kittehz iz garunteedz to haz cln literbxs.

Why sum kittehs no haz cln litterbxs? We clawz ur legz til you givez us cln litterbxs for all kittehs and letz us all ply and cuddl and chz mices together. We haz no time to wate. Now iz time to let all kittehs be equel and stuffz.

You no ovrlk our clwng of ur legz. We no stop until we getz frdm. We wntz our litterbxs opn to all kittehz. We clawz you in sleep untilz all us kittehs are equel citishuns. We meow so we can haz justush.

But iz sumthng I must tellz my kittehs dat lie on warm windoesil ledng to scrtchng pst of justush. We haz to stl uz the littrbxs not go pee on peoplz beds. We mushent scrtch all furnushur to shrdz.

We haz be good kittehs. We haz give lovens and cuddlz to allz our peoplz. They r ourz peoplz and kittehs and peoplz haz cuddlz and stuffz wif ech othrz.

We iz no happeh so long az tabeez and caluhcoez and evn siemeze kittehs haz difrnt littrbxs an no can chz mices together. We iz no happeh if we can no slp on all the furnishure togethrz. We iz no happeh if we no drnk frum watr bowlz or haz chzburgerz. No, we iz no happeh until justush is servd and we all haz chzburger.

I knowz you come here thru lotz bad thingz. Sum cme frum animel sheltuhs. Some escapz from bad dogz dat chz us dwn streetz. Haz faith u wil getz chzbrgrs.

Go back to Misesipi, Aluhbamuh, Souf Caruhlinuh, Jorjuh, Louesheyana, ur brnz and ur sheltehs, noweng dat sumhow the situashun will be betteh.

I purr 2 u todeh, my kittehs, I haz dream. I haz dream dat iz Amerakin dream.

I haz dream dat sumtyme our nashun getz up, strtchez, and livz tru meaning of itz cred: “We haz truthz dat we know gud: dat all peoplz and kittehz iz med equel.

I haz dream dat wun day on red carputz of Jorjuh teh kittehs uf peoplz and tabbehz and caluhcoez will cuddlz az wun.

I haz dream dat my littr uf kittehz wil livz in nashun wher they iz no judgd bye colur of der fur but by how gud they givz lovenz.

I haz dream todeh.

I haz dream that even in Alahbamuh tabbehz and caluhcoez and siameze kittehs can haz chzburgrz together.

I haz dream todeh.

I haz dream that al littrbxs wil be cln, all dogz wil be fenshed and leshud, and we will all haz fishez an chzburgrz.

Dis iz ar hope. Dis iz fayf dat I go back to da souf withz. With fayf we can scrtch da couchz of dispare a scrtchng post uf hope. With fayf we can cuddlz az wun, meow az wun, cuz we be free wun day.

If we can haz gud nashun dis must cm tru. Let fredum ring frum teh kitteh sheltehz. Let fredum ring frum the sunnee spotz by the windoez. Let fredum ring frum the scrtchng postz.

Wen dis happnz, wen fredum ringz frum al da kittehs, we can haz al ceiling kat’s kittehs, tabbehz and caluhcoez and siameze kittehs, haz chzburgrz togethuh and meow in the wurds of teh ol tabbeh spirishul, “yay celing cat, we iz fre at last!”